I just love being hit on by 60 year old men

…NOT. so I got this table’s drink order and told this guy I wasn’t able to bring him his beer since I’m underage. And what does he say? “Ohhh your young? I like ‘em young.”
I let it slide,just grinned, and didn’t go back to the table..until I needed to bring their bill that comes with chocolate. And when i set it on the table he says…”would you like some candy, little girl??” and hands me one.
First of all, wtf. Secondly, WTF.
I’m just blown away. Fuckin old drunk Wyoming cowboys. Some of them, I swear.

Hell, at least my (all boys) coworkers got a good laugh from it